Bart (MC)

nothing more dangerous

sometimes I find people online who I know I could kill just by forcibly holding their head underwater for extended an period of time

this works too but i think the psychological aspect of that is not nearly as intruiging

hiiii i've been doing just fine, still just using this wall for a daily checkin ritual, how have u been

I've been well! Glad to hear you've been doing good c: I just got back into Wynncraft again!

I remember reading a bunch of those when I was like 10

same

i stayed up until 7am reading a webcomic i'm SUPER surprised i had never found before btw i'm just goated like that i can bingeread for 12 hours straight like that

almost impressive how consistent my interests are sometimes. i spent a good 6 years on wynn (not counting the daily posts) but i first started reading pokemon fanfiction in like 2014 and that interest has been there since

for clarity when i say pokemon fanfiction i mean like mystery dungeon setting stories, or the surprisingly many zoroark-trying-to-be-a-trainer genre. not the type where two kids from the anime get unreasonably romantic

Bart won't survive in australia

i posted this before getting into the last few chapters and those hit like very little else does

whats it called
i need something other than google searching the far side

kitty cat kill sat

thats so shellfish of you

how do i join that group. Asking for a friend

become crustacean

thats the sound of a kiss. there now you can't complain about it

mwah

what did you do to deserve this

it still works too, it's crazy, i fear i'll be a decrepit semi-seethrough husk of an old man and someone will trick me into explaining why something is a certain colour even if this has been established like 1500 times already

catgirl to dogboy

“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”, I say, as mr. hands peeks around the corner

11 days late but I hate light pollution (i haven't seen the stars in years)

damnn that's gotta suck, i sometimes get sad thinking about being unable to see the milky way but no stars at all is madness

i occasionally see a star here or there, but never a cluster of them.

boriiiing. where are my catgirls?

so true bestie