Comments on Profile Post by rockso7

Surviving is the easiest thing to do. I just sit on my snow chair in my igloo, and fish. Ofc fishing is boring so I play Minecaft to keep me entertained. My power source are Melons. They act as a power source and backup food supply. I cook my fish with energy from the melons. So I'm basically set for life.

How the fuck do you get melons in the artic:?

I planted them, in my mouth

But ain't mating season soon?

I'm in the middle of nowhere in the Arctic, I don't even know if they're other penguins. So for now i'll mate with my self...SLURP*

wait wait wait... How da hell you gonna mate with yourself?!? Like you don't have the properties of a female and a male at the same time do you>??

I have a cardboard picture of myself. When I press the button on my crouch a egg falls down. Ofc the egg will crack when it falls onto my floor so I have some Polar bear carpeting. Where does the egg come from you ask?

It comes from mini mutant creatures in the cardboard. They mate with each other. So when the egg is made it goes into processing to the 'Opposite Mini' machine of which then makes the egg big enough to see.

o_O