Comments on Profile Post by Swuggles

ohaider

ohai

do u know who i am

You're that prostitute I met in El Paso right?
Yeah dude I remember who you are who the fuck do you think I am?

Uh...Carl Sagan?

No. What in the fuck. I'm Barack Obama you filthy degenerate hillbilly.

Well, I don't believe you. I think you're name is...Bill Nye. And I've seen you and your brothers on my fruit platter. (I ate one of your brothers)

I'm actually George W. Bush.