Comments on Profile Post by ayy im alpaca V2

How so ;P

I have under 1800 posts ;3

so... I am more active than you ;P plus, I have been on the forums longer ;P

So... this means nothing to me mortal! Now get out of my way before I strike you down >:3

Well I have a life, not sure if you do ;3

I do have a life, I am in high school, and I have over 200 - 300 friends... your turn.

Too many friends, bet ya don't talk to half of them c:

Recently I haven't... but at least a month's worth of time I do talk with all of them.

So probably under 75 of them are active friends. Knowing someone doesn't count them as a friend.

:D you say how you're better than me. One must win, nub

-.- I know all of them, and they all are friendly to me, they all even call me a friend... so you tell me that those aren't friends, then idk what they are.

m8 if I'm not better than you than you must be as good as me or I will dai... if u can prove that you're better than me I'll annoy sum1 else

I mean better than me not as good as me damnit

lel, well... I am a DRAGON GOD Dragons are majestically misunderstood creatures, and a God is more powerful than any mortal that dares challenge it... so yea... Hokepoke5 > Krystalz >;3

Well I am an ALPACA GOD! You cannot fight the force of the spit!

AND I JUST GO THE ULTIMATE TROPHY :O

oh yea you're right I can't... unless I can spit acid, breath fire, and when my own blood is lava... yea, don't screw with me M8 you get rekt ;P

lol I'm doing this becuz nobody but you is or will talk to me lel btw alpaca > llama agree or die

lol... I dunno... I have grown a fondness to eating llamas... but not alpaca... idk why... ;P xD

Also Ty for the follow ;D

Because alpacas are too pro to be eaten, if you tried they'd just be all swag and dodge it.

Then you'd be all like. lets see if that works

Fuk it didn't work

A Wild Alpaca appeared!

Go, Hokepoke5!

What will Hokepoke5 do?

Hokepoke5 uses Bite!

It was not effective!

Alpaca used spit!

It was super effective!

What will Hokepoke5 do?

Hokepoke5 uses Spit!

It was Super effective!

The Wild Alpaca fainted!

Hokepoke5 grew to level 9001!

if you're not gonna reply Im leaving thinking I won. And

Bruh... it took me forever to type all of that...

it's not me wild alpaca its a fake trust be they're with the illuminati of 15yr girls it's true

uuuuhhhh English plz?

too cool for grammar



that statement would be true if I used the wrong to.

lel moar 1f u tlked leik dis >;3

there I did it wat do you want now, sir condom

._. rly... sir condom... y u kall meh dat? ;-;

fine if you don't like your name you can use "sir bitch"

oh wait there's already a sir bitch in the list of ppl I may or may not know you will be sir face

... But I'm not a female dog... what if I'm a FEMALE dragon ? :3

^^

er wait that's miss bitch not sir bitch sir bitch is available if you want it

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do you want sir bitch or sir face or miss face choose or die

choose peasant

OI... I ain't a fockin peasent M8!

m8 half the things I've said here are true (not the bitch part xD) and one of these is that I call EVERYONE a peasant.

Bish plz, You are a mortal! do you know what gods do to mortals? >:3 (lol)

um they fuck them?

justt a guesss

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they give them to me, believe me living in the void is not pleasant for mortals, being 12365739245 degrees Celsius under absolute zero. the thing is you cant die in the void so no freezing to death, and water cant freeze ether so yea... you would suffer for all eternity