Comments on Profile Post by Cubie

Okay, quick german guide for runaways:
The most important word in the german language is 'Bratwurst'. You can need it everywhere and for everything.
The only problem with it is that you need to speak it correctly, but that shouldn't be too much of a problem.. You just have to sound as aggresive as possible.

Quick example: You are lost in the middle of the city and have to ask a stranger for the direction.
Just go up to him and say: "BRATWURST!"
He will know exactly what you meant and show you the right direction.

xD Lool. I wish German was that easy. ;)

I so want to try this right now. >: ) Although I will probably only get lead to some meat store. D:

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