Comments on Profile Post by TheMinecraftean

What are you willing to bet?

My HTC One

What about you?

Pfft. Lame.
In that case, I'll trade in a feather. Deal?

Rule 3: In games, each player will bet something that they agree is of equal value.

I do not agree that your item is of similar value.

Use an iPhone 3 :p

Android > IPhone

Grr, fine.
You can have one of my books for 5 of your phones.
Deal?

I want one about the Werebeasts erogenous zones. If you can do that, then it's a deal.

I've got two of those. Here, take the softcover book.
Aschente.

Aschente!

Let's begin, shall we?
TheMinecraftean's brain.

Ha! I am not the Minecraftean! I am Ryan!

My opponent's fingers

So b vderf ikjrft\./
2 extra arms.

HA! However, because i said
"my opponent's fingers"
Your arms come WITHOUT fingers BECAUSE THEY NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE!

My opponent's tongue

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(my opponent's existence)

HOWEVER! I WIN!

無聊

The conditions for losing are:

2. Being unable to answer within 30 seconds

No.
My opponent's chance of winning.

GOD DAMN IT!
FINE!
YOU WIN.

HA! But you lost BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ANSWER IN 30SECS!

muhahahahahhahahaha I get my book about werebeasts now!

Here, take this book as I promised.
*hands Minecraftean "Guide to Werebeast Seduction"

YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


I'll be back in a few. Don't bother me, and don't open the door.

No. Go away. Don't follow me into my room. Shoo. Only me and female werebeasts allowed.