I don't give a single shit if you hate the new generation of Scarfblobs. They ARE annoying. No offense kitty, only most of them. But the Elders aren't annoying. Very quiet, calm and peaceful. Unless you take our scarves. Then we transform and rip you the shreds and eat your guts.
Yeah I know you don't care, but the amount of attention it's getting kind of bothers me. I don't really care buy it seems like the scarfblob fanbase seems like the Frozen fanbase.
Ones such as Me and @sc1020 . We clearly look different, much more elegant and such. Different from the new generation, such as @talkingkittycat . We study ancient magic far more powerful than the new generation, and when our scarves are taken we transform.
wait @sc1020 what the hell? You mean you`re... wearing a scarfblob? Why... Well, atleast, you were. If anyone does that to an Elder, they start to fuse together, so you`re a Scarfblob forever now.
Rejuvenation's OK, but immortality is better. Now that the fighting's over, we Voltaians would like to open new relations with the elder scarfblobs. We'll reduce hunting to almost zero and help any problems your people have. (Like the new generation) Also, we can make you immortal with our magic.
Done. As Chief Elder, i accept the alliance. I believe my fellow Elders will be fine with this. We will help you in times of need as well. Also, jackdude, seriously?! The most important spell, and you forgot?! As long as our bodies don't grow older, immortality would be great. Once I rejuvenate jackdude, that is.
Yeah, the immortality is useful, but you still can age if it's used on you as a child. Other than that, lasts forever (As it should) We learned it from the Ancient Storm Dragon. He's one of the few creatures capable of killing immortals, but he's been sealed for the past 17,000 years, and few know how to undo it.
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