Me: Ah, finally able to wear a Rune Chestplate
NPC: NOPE. Have to slay a fucking dragon for that.
Me: But... It's armor. I just put it o-
NPC: YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!
Me: Dude. You literally just put the chestplate on.
NPC: Nope. Have to bring me a dragon head for no reason in order to wear that thing.
Me: Ok let's buy... 112 Swordfish
Grand Exchange: GURGLE PLOP DOSKCJD
Me: Ok let's shove these tons of fish in this tiny pouch
Me: Perfect fit! And only 30 kg gained :)
Me: *Casts Ice barrage*
Me: *Switches to melee gear with dds*
Me: *Special attack*
Enemy: Wat, how can you switch 8 pieces of equipment without even moving your arms?
Me: It's called, Magic.
Me: *Special attack again*
Enemy: Wait! Let me eat this shark out of my inventory first!
Me: Wat, you have an entire shark, in that puny bag?
Enemy: I have 28 sharks in it.
Me: DA FUQ?!
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