Only very special ones, like me. I have a machine inside of me which gives me water, and I also have a hoverboard connected to my brain so I can move just by thinking where I want to go. I also have twice the intelligence of a regular fish, which is why scientists started working to make me the first sea creature to be able to communicate with humans.
But, a few years ago, when I accidentally inhaled a skittle, my scales and my fins started turning to very unnatural colors. I then developed powers to burp out skittles and make my scales change color. A year or two later I discovered the video game industry, which allowed me to live and act as a normal human through the internet.
Since then the skittles have become a full part of me, and for now there's no known way to remove it. I've learned to live with it, and it's almost scary to think of myself without it. Sadly, though, the machine inside of me rusts very quickly due to the skittles and other unknown causes, so I have to replace them every three years.
The scientists who made me in the first place have been looking for a way to get the skittles out of my body and to find a machine that won't rust after a few years.
So the answer to your original answer; I am the only goldfish that bleeds rainbows.
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