Comments on Profile Post by Francis12qwasyx

*also pets with stubs*

can you guys not pet me for my birthday present
or i cut off your arms too

Ur birthday present is extra pets *pets*

*cuts off your arms*

but thank you for the present
even through i hate it

Happy birthday! *pets with foot*

Thank you :D
*cuts off foot*

*pets with other foot*

*cuts off the other foot*

*pets with leg stub*

*sneaks up behind dolphin and pets with stubs of hands*

*throws both of them into hell*

We‘ve already been through thiscycle.
*gives devil sould, gets sent back to dolphin, pets*

*is devil* walks out calmly and pets*

*throws both of them to heaven*

*has a talk about religion with god and gets his limbs mended, then goes down to earth again and pets* thx :D

*cuts off francis arms and legs off again*
your welcome

*pets with forehead*

*bcomes angel and flies down to dolphin, pets with wings*

*throws francis into a box and seals it with black magic*
*pets jack wings*

*starts working on black magic sealing and pets by controling a muppet's hand from inside the box, with black magic*

*fires the muppet in hell*
burn baby burn

*muppet is flame resistant and comes back*

*continues to pet with wings*

*throws muppet into another box and seals it with super glue*
*glues jack wings together and to a wall*

*breaks free of his box and pets*

um no
*throws back into a metal box*

*undetaches wings and breaks free, pets*

*breaks through box and pets*

*flips two tables onto them*

*uses tables as a blockage to stop the dolphin from escaping and pets*

god damnit
*Dolphin uses Hydro Pump on tables*

*swims and pets*

#r00d
*Dolphins uses slap*

*pets before and after slap*

throws table aside and uses quick attack, but pets instead*

*Dolphin uses Fly*
*flies to moon*

*facepalms* *grabs francis and jumps into spaceship and flies too moon and pets*

*puts on spacesuit and pets*

omfg right spaceships
*Dolphin uses Fly and goes to Earth*
*Dolphin uses Dive and dives into the depths of the Pacific Ocean*

*Grabs Francis and uses deep presureizer and dives deep into the ocean after dolphin. Fires petting torpedoes at the dolphin.*

*Dolphin uses HYPER FANG on the torpedoes and bites through
it*
*Dolphins dives to the very bottom*

Correction, hyper fang does half the targets health. So you bit half the torpedoes. they are still following you. :)

Oh well aren't you an expert
*Dolphin uses Fly and flies to Lavender Town*
nothing better than Pokemon creepypasta.

*flies spaceship into lavender town graveyard letting all the pokemon spirits go. they go pet dolphin*

OH GOD NJFSDKNSGKJB DONT TOUCH ME YOU UNDEAD SPIRITS
*DOLPHIN USES SCREECH*

*The spirits defense fell. Spirits use Pet*

*Dolphin uses Surf and washes away the spirits*
lol losers

*swims and pets*

damnit
*Dolphin uses Hydro Cannon*
*Dolphin then uses SMOKEBOMB*

*uses night vision goggle to see through smoke, pets dolphin*