Comments on Profile Post by Francis12qwasyx

*turns into lava*
Jesus Christ what will it take to stop you all

*wears fireproof clothing and pets*

*turns into A FRICKING FIRE ANT*
PET ME NOW
i dare u
i rekt u up

*pets with gloves*

*turns into a bird and flies off*
bye sucker

*borrows hermes' winged boots and flies after dolphin... petting*

*turns into Sonic the hedgehog and runs*
gotta go fast

*turns into shadow* Heh *pets*

*punches Shadow* not even

*turns into knuckles* ... *pets with force*

*comes in as Tails, pets with all tails*

*punches Knuckles, throws Tails off a cliff*
no

*pets*

*flies up and pets*

*throws Knuckles off the cliff, and throws Tails into lava*
Murder is the only solution

*turns into bird mid-fall and flies back to dolphin and pets*

*throws bird into oven*
Were having chicken tonight kids.

*Puts on a sweet face and convinces the kids to let me out of the oven again* *pets*

*throws chicken into pot*
Chicken Soup instead
*whacks chicken with carrots and hot water*

*turns into Pig Zombie and swims over to dolphin* *pets*

*takes out a pie and slaps Pg Zombie with it*

*eats pie and pets dolphin*

*throws him out the window*

We were only on the first floor ... *climbs into window and pets*

*wipes pie off face and pets with pie-y hands*

HLBKDSAKJNNK;XV
*PICKS UP BOTH OF THEM AND THROWS THEM INTO A SPIKES,FACE FIRST*
i swear
to god
pet something else

*uses charge and lands infront of dolphin, pets*

*places a lerge cushion infront of face, lands safely, pets*

*uses Gorilla glue and glues both of there hands together so there holding hands*
ship

*uses teamwork and pets with both hands*

*glues there hands to a pole*
au revoir

*walks off*

*uses razer sharp teeth to break pole, catches up to dolphin and pets*

*pets dolphin with pole*

*walks faster*
nope when you get razor sharp teeth

*turns into duck form, flies after dolphin anf pets*

oh my god
no
*WALKS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT*

*jumps into spaceship and uses light speed, pets dolphin*

*hangs onto spaceship and pets*

*SWIMS AT SPEED OF LIGHT TIMES 2*
naw stpah jesus
cant you take no as a answer

*Pulls second light speed switch, pets*

i take that as a no
u rebel
*takes out rpg and fires at spaceship and destroys it*

*is shocked that dolphin forgot I own all spaceships. Jumps out of targeted ship and lands into another one in triple light sped, catching up to dophin and pets*

*casually dodges laser beams and pets calmly*

*turns invisible*
you cant touch what you cant see

*air drops clothing, one falls on dolphin, jumpsout of ship and pets*

*throws clothing at jack*
*digs a hole to China*

*buys expensive asian technology to find invisible objects, and pets dolphin*

*Teleports to china, pets*

wtf nu why me
*cuts off both of there hands*
problem solve.

*pets with stubs*