You're sitting there, enjoying your salty pistachios, watching a movie and checking the shoutbox, thinking to yourself:
"Hell yeah, I love these pistachios" as you put another one in your mouth, intending to lick off that salt and get rid of the shell like some hillbilly farm boy, and crack..... the motherfucker won't open.
This son of a bitch was still closed, instead of split like the other shells. And I'd bitten down right on it, which led to a loud "CRACK" ing sound. The shell was cracked. It still wouldn't open.
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