Comments on Profile Post by then perish

ehehe...quotes by JJ are always the best

Yep

"F*** UNOPENED PISTACHIOS"

DO YOU KNOW HOW FRUSTRATING THOSE ARE?

You're sitting there, enjoying your salty pistachios, watching a movie and checking the shoutbox, thinking to yourself:
"Hell yeah, I love these pistachios" as you put another one in your mouth, intending to lick off that salt and get rid of the shell like some hillbilly farm boy, and crack..... the motherfucker won't open.

This son of a bitch was still closed, instead of split like the other shells. And I'd bitten down right on it, which led to a loud "CRACK" ing sound. The shell was cracked. It still wouldn't open.

Fucking unopened pistachios.....

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Eh, I end up shattering parts of peanuts sometimes, and I get pieces of shell everywhere inside my mouth...and the thing's still not entirely open :P

One day I'll go to the shoutbox and scream "F*CK UNOPENED PEANUTS."