Comments on Profile Post by Hanky

wat

Oh yeah, did you get rid of your stalker?

I did. I left him in a car at the gas station wired up to explosives.

Oh, that's nice

Ah, yes. I also attempted setting up Aaron for a hit and run but he never showed up. ;-;

Waat. Don't touch my Aaron >:c

I rub my face all over him. *Ruuuub

Nu, he's mine, don't touch him >:c

Fine, I'll send mercenaries.

Nu, I'll make sure no one touches my Aaron

You do realize, I have him taped to a chair?

WAT. NU.

Run! -Aaron.

Pls

*Chlorofoams Cyber and takes her to lab

Nuu

Welcome to my lab, where I inject people with potato and unicorn genes.

o.o *runs away*

You're taped next to your love Aaron. He's a Unitato already and is derping around.

Nu! ;-;

Accept your fate, you will have to become a Unitato.

Omg nu why are you doing this? ;-;

Look into these eyed and you'll see the cause...
*Hypnotizes Christine

Nu *looks away* You can't do this to me.

Oh yes... I don't like spoiled children...

Nuu *pushes you away* stay away ;-;

Now, you've learned your lesson to obey father now eh?

...no.

*Tapes Christine off a highway bridge to a chair dangling with a sniper pointed at the rope

No! You don't want to kill me. Trust me.

I'm not. Now are you still going to be spoiled?

I won't be spoiled if you leave my Aaron alone.

Fine fine, he's released.

Good

Then you're not spoiled now,am I right?

Yes, you're right.

Alright, tell Aaron to come back again, I need to take off the explosives and camera on him. Lemme retrieve my snipers as well.

Oh yeah... Uhh you need to come as well... I'll get you a new house and a new car...

Er..k

Check your body in the shower for explosives.

Oh god... Was Minx on?

Er, nope

Sure looks like it. She's more evil than me.