Comments on Profile Post by Hanky

My name is AbyssalMelody13 and I do not support face stealing. Will the real Puss in Boots please step forward?!

*Breaks in house and steals remote*
"Ha! I got the remote!"
*Clicks on big red button that thinks is AbandonedBank*
*TV flips on*
"Oh shi-*

That reminds me of this joke I read once. It goes something like this: "Some jerk broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take the tv; he took the remote, and now every night he drives by and changes the channels on me."

You have gave me an evil plan!

*have given

and GL with that, since I don't watch much tv. :P

I actually do screw with my neighbors using my phone. It has "WatchOn" the greatest troll program invented. I once turned every TV in the airport because it lets you make a specific remote signal.

That sounds... illegal....

I don't know. Men and their mischief.

>.>

Would you like to join my moving in shopping spree? Where I go to Best Buy and turn off all the gaming consoles? Then hit the Costco next to it? Then throw hatchets at trees for fun?

Pfffff hatchets. Get a chainsaw.

You're telling me to cut down 100foot tall trees in an already burnt down national forest and show myself to the cops "Hey look! Arrest me again!"

Well you are a psychopath...

Oh yeah, reburn down the national forest to bring up the death penalty that hasn't been used for years in L.A and do it during a drought as well. Great idea!

I feel like you're just talking to yourself now so I'm just going to say "I guess so."

Now, I like pie.

I don't. Try chocolate cake.

YES CHOCOLATE CAKE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCO, COFFEE, COCA COLA

No coffee for you. You're hyper enough already.

Hyper? I can switch. I can switch many things, I am a manipulative man.

No soda either... No caffeine...

Caffeine? I consume caffeine beyond your imagination.

Well that explains a lot.

Explains a lot... Hmm.. I see nothing that needs explanation.

Sure... You wanting to steal GS's beard isn't enough?

I got over it. You must be pretty bored to respond immediately.

I have this thing about the little notification bubbles. I don't like them.

I somehow hate seeing 17 notifications spam me up when I get on and I have to browse through all of them.

Oh, I like the notifications. But the little red number that tells me how many I have annoys me.

Whut... I have to read another textbook while drinking coca cola. Brb.

Nnuuuu the sugar, the caffeine, the horror!

My Cat-Radar has gone up! It's beeping like mad!

You're still missing the 2 month lurking period.

DA CAT FOLLOWED ME ON THE PLANE?

Definitely not.

Well, lurking me for two months is impossible because I have travelled many places.

Nah, I think you could do it if you believed.

;-; Abysstalker

Stalker? I thought it sounded more like encouragement but okay :(

Uhh I mean... AbyssalMelodiousHarmonySymphonyOfTheAges

Minecraft says "name too long".

Screw Minecraft, play Mincecraft, it's cousin.

I don't like Fruit Ninja.

Dat convo tho