Comments on Profile Post by 1anr0cks

MAWM, I TOLD NOT TO-A CALL, WALUIGI IS VERY-A BUSY RIGHT NOW TAKING OVER THE WYNN-A PROVINCE

OI-VEH! YOU NEVER BOTHER TO CALL YOU DEAR MAM WHO IS FRAIL YOU PURPLE PIZANO! I KNEW I FAILED AS A PARENT WHEN I LET YOU GET INTO THAT WIN-CRAP BUSINESS!

BUT MAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWM, WHY DON'T-A YOU CALL-A WARIO.

WARIO!?!??!? DAT FAT CRAPPY GAME BASTARD IS NO SON OF MINE!

*-a

YOU ALWAYS TREATED THAT GREEN-A BASTARD LOOGI BETTER-A THAN-A ME, AND HE'S NOT-A EVEN YOUR SON-A!!!

THAT'S-A BECAUSE HE ACTUALY HAS HIS-A OWN GAME YOU-A SUPIDO-A! WHY DON'T-A YOU-A HAVE YOUR OWN MANSION-A!

MAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMMMM, MANSIONS ARE-A OVERATED-A, PLUS-A THEY ARE SO-A EXPENSIVE, I HAVE TO LIVE-A WITH WARIO IN HIS CRAPPY-A APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN-A GET-A YOUR-A OWN-A GAME-A YOU-A PUTZ! THEN-A I MIGHT-A CONSIDER-A YOU LIVE-A IN-A MY-A BASMENT! -A.

UUUUUUEEEERRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GOODBYE-A MAWM!!!!! *Hangs up phone*

JUST-A BE-A GLAD-A I'M-A MAKING-A YOU-A FAMOUS-A BY-A INCLUDING-A YOU-A IN-A THE-A LONGEST-A PROFILE-A POST-A IN-A HISTORY-A!!!!!!!

MAWM

Anyone one else want to join in and pretend to be Wario-a?

I'LL-A MAKE THIS

ONE OF THE

LONGEST-A PROFILE-A POSTS IN HISTORY-A

OH-A BY-A THE-A WAY-A WALOOGI I CALLED-A TO-A TELL-A YOU-A YOUR REAL-A FATHER IS-A MARIO!!! HAPPY CRYING-A.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/158/3/2/waluigi_spy_mission_2_by_zefrenchm-d52ncwl.jpg

DIS-A MAKES THAT-A NICE-A MAN-A LOOGI YOUR-A UNCLE!

LOOOOOGI-A! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYsQPXVgYbc&list=UUY7p_KVoBpn6YEiVUnvF_lQ

By-a the way I still plan on keeping this a up-a.

MAAAAAAWWWWWWMMMMM

To much-a garlic Wa-loogi.... To much garlic....

Stop-a looking up the porno Wahluigi! I've-a seen your browsing history!

MAWM, YOU SHOULD'VE-A SEEN WARIO'S-A BROWSIN' HISTORY, IT IS-A DISGUSTING!

OH-A GOD! HE'S LOOKIN UP-A ANAL BESTIALITY!

COVER THE CHILDREN'S EYES-A!

WARIO GET-A OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER-A

NO-A GOOD! HE HAS-A iPHONE! HE FAP-A ON THE GO!