Comments on Profile Post by JJTH

*insert horribly long desription of what this can mean to the at world, also insert an interesting fact about polarbears*

Also, its a bike :P

http://forums.wynncraft.com/members/francis12qwasyx.1927/?page=2#profile-post-24015 ;)

How much does a pizza weigh?

Not enough to fill you that much that you dont want another piece. Yet enough so that the pizza delivery man always trains his biceps a lil when carrying a bunch.

I wonder if there's a mention of "Most pizzas eaten in XXXX" in the Guinness book of Records.

Its probably right next to the hotdog record on page 51.

There's no such record! We should set one.
Like, eating 10 pizzas in 30 minutes. Would that be possible?

That depends on the size of the pizza. Which means we have to start the IOPEAMF (International official pizza eating and making federation) to define the exact size of 1 pizza.

....... Just give me a goddamn pizza.

Small, medium or large sized?

We do not offer goddamn size :(

Well, then you better start offering them, goddamn it.

Let me send an official complaint and suggestion to the IOPEAMF. I mean, who invented that anyway, stupid name.

I know this is against the rules sir... i might lose my job, but i will make you an illegal pizza that does not correspond to any of the pre defined sizes...

http://i.imgur.com/RtbZmoR.gif

I like how you can clearly see that pizza is not real... look at the way it flops on the roof, no real pizza does that...

It was, actually!
http://youtu.be/RkTDilC-860

that.... is surprising....
Please, o biggest of all pizzas, forgive me for judging you as a pretender....

That's a huge pizza though......... .___.

Ur not thinking you could... maybe...

Man, my stomach is literally grumbling. I'm so hungry now. xD

You should eat something, maybe before it gets late and you cant have anything anymore.

It's already late. xD

Yes... i just realized :P

Can I have a Pizza? Goddamn Size please xD

Quick, over here, in this side street! *secretly hands over illegally sized pizza*

Oh no! It's a Trap. *uiuiuiiiuiiuiii* the IOPEAMF is gonna get us :o

Ah! *gets out pizza shooting gun*

Taste my small size pizzas!

Hahaha. I totally misread that. Oh god.

You would wouldnt you