Bart (MC)

how to know if you're actually old: my parents took me out for dinner to celebrate my birthday

hey everyone tomorrow is @Madkurre s birthday so be sure to wish him a happy one!!!

heavily experiencing the creation of a presentation where everyone is dead done with the project. we got single word lists with zero design

youtube advertisements save me from getting something embarrassing in my view history SO much

i have lost all sense of time except for the wordle ping at anywhere between 23:40 and 00:40 in the night. then it's time to sleep

"hey bart can you" no. no i cant. i already did a thing earlier today and that's all i have in me

i slept in until 2pm and it fixed me. anyway, we don't do halloween here and that's still so unfortunate

hey fred, gimme a pizza with extra cheese, amd all the wonders of the earth

i've been holding out at like 4 hours of sleep a night over the last weeks i need a break really badly i'm not in the mood for a funny post

wow i gotta vote tomorrow in possibly the funniest elections yet (4 of the expected biggest 5 parties have stated to simply ignore the 5th)

i've gotten insanely efficient at sitting through any amount of time. a splendid talent

great news im thinking daylight savings WONT throw me off a ton this year (because i already killed my sleep schedule)

i feel like i could work the shit out if night shifts. just sadly incompatible as side jobs

dead internet theory is like the 1984 of bot discussions

i get such crazy headaches from bad weather its unfair

i live happily knowing that any single thing that annoys me, is much more annoying to my dad

society wont let me tell you this but im convinced Regular Wooden Chair is better for your back than the fanciest office chair

oops got banned from wynn discord

what's worse: timeskip in which a lot happens or arbitrary amnesia that just goes away

at a birthday party for the rest of the day so i'm keeping track of conversation topics