Bart (MC)

I’m trying to think of products other than adult diapers that such a tagline would work for

applesauce

this sounds like one of the funniest games of D&D ever

I’m sure there’s someone into that

i got pretty far through my reading list though. wouldn't recommend everything but maybe i can get a proper writeup for recommendations started up some day

no

give it back

my rank got eated too :(

i'm a little alarmed and definitely apprehensive to going to sleep again. nothing good can come of this

Sentences dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

can we get much higher

Advertisers across all my platforms seem confident that I am a woman for some reason

I get all these ads for "Women ready to make permanent connections" with images of women in underwear so I guess my browser thinks I'm a crusty old man.

what

squeak squeak

explain yourself

mpreg4 my favorite video filetype

just kidding, could one of the MiB show up with a neuralyzer to make me forget this post entirely

Have you tried drinking until you forget

bart at the ripe age of 30: https://i.imgur.com/oJoU2UH.gif

The Wade Barnes look

wait until this guy hears about shaving

sorry my fingers walked over my keyboard

it’s like the Roblox recreations of dash cam footage of car crashes

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/81611/the-shining-wyrm

i know this smells shallow (both what i put here and the actual description) but it's actually really interesting, with fairly strong worldbuilding and a mostly grounded approach to magic & magical creatures existing in the world

shining wyrm? hollow knight reference

i think this guy likes wyrms

i kinda do but i also need to mention that out of all the stuff i've got between royalroad, webtoons and various tabs i'm pretty sure these two are the only cases of dragons type characters being called "wyrms"

who up reading they wyrm?

and when i say all day i mean i woke up at 1:30pm so it's not THAT all day lol

this, by the way, is still the same thing i was reading a week ago, and it's peak, and i keep having to take moments away to kick my feet a little

i agree

For those who like it when their meat is hairy

phrasing

this is spurred on by the realization that the length of an exposition alternate pov slash flashback sequence in something i'm reading is longer than stuff i've seen others legit complain about being too long/'slowburn'

i hate it when i read things that are plot important and the comments are all like "GIVE ME ACTION!" and im just like "this is plot important, why are you complaining?"

WHAT

obligatory “help me stepbrother I’m homestuck”

uh oh...

it's like 70% Deltarune sprites