Bart (MC)

a couple days ago i saw someone wearing ((a lot of)) hazbin/helluva boss merch on the train and that honestly made my week lmao

my phone browser reversed the order of ALL my tabs. how does something like this even happen

new discovery: if you cook broccoli too long it WILL transmorph into a disturbing sludge

the eternal battle: me versus the weird noise the fridge keeps making

A MOSQUITO HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN MY ROOM

time i start taking drugs to play osu better

me and the webcomics is like sisyphus with his boulder

not me, learning from my mistakes and starting work on big reports early just to save the final hour of work for, well, the final hour

gotta say it's crazy that it's 2025 and wynn doesn't have any kind of dedicated achievement system. feels like a 2015 era addition tbh

damn yall my sister is making me watching rupauls dragrace and it kinda goes ngl

woke up right into a wall, not my greatest hit

i did the "if you are what you eat i'm an innocent man" joke & i heard it again like 15 times throughout the day these mfs got NO material

but would you love me if i was a worm instead

there really is something just about reading an actual physical book. hard to explain but wow

im like the green goblin except instead of a creepy mask calling out for me its the umbreon hat im my closet

sometimes i forget how much shortest a text on my screen is compared to an actual book

i love eating nothing all day until The Hunger appears

okay i had food poisonong that fucking sucked

it appears i have come down with a strange illness.. will i perhaps wake up tomorrow a stronger being?

not me playing in a tryhard geoguesser tourney and then forgetting to place because i spent 3 mins laughing at a blurry "cammy's place" sign