Bart (MC)

i did the "if you are what you eat i'm an innocent man" joke & i heard it again like 15 times throughout the day these mfs got NO material

but would you love me if i was a worm instead

there really is something just about reading an actual physical book. hard to explain but wow

im like the green goblin except instead of a creepy mask calling out for me its the umbreon hat im my closet

sometimes i forget how much shortest a text on my screen is compared to an actual book

i love eating nothing all day until The Hunger appears

okay i had food poisonong that fucking sucked

it appears i have come down with a strange illness.. will i perhaps wake up tomorrow a stronger being?

not me playing in a tryhard geoguesser tourney and then forgetting to place because i spent 3 mins laughing at a blurry "cammy's place" sign

im watching "the fifth element" cuz i thought it would be alright sloppy scifi to watch late in the evening but this goes WAY hard wtf

silksong announced to actually be a wynncraft dungeon all along. salted convinced team cherry somehow

wynn shouldve let lari say fuck tbh

been trying to improve my sleep by wording out "honk shoo honk shoo" before falling asleep. so far, no significant results

hahaha!! jpteheflip smells!!!!! hahahahaha!

not fair that i can't see the milky way at night. it just isn't

need a shitty wynncraft copypasta with a poorly written 50 minute analysis video on it

do you think the dwarves & doguns quest predicted skibidi toilet

"if you love it so much why don't you marry it" ok first of all her name is hatsune miku and

committed a modern day sin.. buying something from amazon

i won, deadline