Comments on Profile Post by Elytry

if a crocodile ate an alligator would it be cannabalism?

that is not what i meant

my apogolies
in this case yes i like garlic bread very much she so soft and loving

One of the few foods that offers protection from vampires

i concur with your assessment however
hear me out
humans love garlic bread
like, LOVE IT
vampires are repelled by it.
Vampires aren't really around these days
therefore, as human civilisation developed, we extincted vampires by making SO MUCH WARM SOFT LOVING GARLIC BREAD

i stuff hollow points full of garlic to shoot the vampires

high explosive squash head-garlic (hesh-g)

*loonboon starts playing*