Bart (MC)

also i may have gotten someone to read a semi obscure webcomic i've been wanting to talk to someone about for years this is the best day of my life

it has 144hz ive literally just been scrolling and seeing how smooth it is all day

take revenge

but you have to admit it's weird that there's such little fanart of that, when it's just right there

sure buddy.

SHUT UP

hey guys I'm elysium

I’m really sorry Stephen
But your bicycle’s been stolen
I was watching it for you until you came back in the fall
Guess I didn’t do such a good job after all

city nicked it for "improper parking" literally an hour after i put it there, but their fencing fell down so guess who has their bike back at zero punitive administration costs

as in how rats can be used as molotov cocktails or as the ones that construct said molotov cocktails

rat explosion

thank you professor Bart (MC), PhD. very helpful

i got CALLED on a sunday morning about it. they mfin CALLED me to check in because we agreed to put our stuff in by like 4pm and it was already 10am and they hadn't seen anything GO AWAY

huh

this was the worst way i coulda typed that, i watched a bit of a gorey horror movie and i kept visually thinking about it lol

oinukposting

real snd true

On that grind (sanding a deck) to get that bag (bag of sawdust) and enforce myself as an alpha (eat it for fiber)

i meant this as negative towards socks because they suck and there has to be something better but i guess the socks lobby is embedded very deeply

You don’t want to mess with big sock

have you heard about shoes

schools hate easy things

they're easyphobic

i shiuldndi that...

really is shocking that something my parents remember from when they were young is actually good. when does that ever happen

my hpone ks itihnk

i love xkcd

I only know of two
One because of jokes made about it
The other because it’s xkcd

shaderunners act 3 is out btw

fuck yeah