Bart (MC)

my mouse click is apparently damaged in some way but it now sounds fucking awesome so i'm not fixing it

my body is a machine that turns the easiest nap into a grueling wait

my dad left his keyring in the car and my mom never brought hers so they FINALLY appreciated me always having the house keys in my pocket

new update new me (i'll find so many new things to complain about) (let's talk about the new toolbar & adjacent health/mana)

unusual moneymakers in wynncraft: selling wedding ring to e-couples

today is a good day.. world car day

there's just something about finding out random old pieces of wynn content having been like a diablo or runescape reference all along

reminder that super lesbian animal rpg is unironically the best game i've played this year and despite the title you should try it too

wynncraft hard mode (wynntils is now a detected & bannable offense)

day 1907 since i started posting daily profile posts give it up for day 1907

i've been napping like my life depends on it today, in reality it's just really warm and everything tells me to fall asleep when its warm

cant get over the fact that the biggest con for my main game of a year or so is like, nearby. not close but so nearby it's serendipity man

i don't doomscroll but you bet i doom refresh the same 14 webpages all day long

after empirical research i can convincingly conclude: the sun is, indeed, a deadly lazer

i fucking love actually hanging out with the people from my computer. Hell Yeah small longer conventions

yippee con tomorrow :) cant sleep

CRAZY life lesson: if there's a strange ticking sound when your pc starts up there's probably something wrong with it

7/27.. hehehe hoo hoo hoo.. very funny day today let me tell you

"rediscovering my roots" (which is to say i found a pack of insanely sweet juice in the back of the cabinet)

never start a gueguessr game with nerds and then call them "nerds" they found an old image i sent of a bird and are now trying to dox me