Bart (MC)

does anyone else have the experience of just finding out some house rule 20 years into living in that house growing up

fuck it. cereal wit no milk

job job is easily the best jackbox game. like zero contest

rekindled seems to have revived forums again :)

my parents kept a child safety thing on the stairs to the attic for forever, took it off last week, then my dad fell off of them

huge new idea: showering with my glasses on so i can actually see what the fuck i'm supposed to be cleaning

me at annihilation

went to sorta extended family gatheeing and i heard a 4(?) year old talk about "skippy toilet" its so fucking over oh my god

every now and then i figure "you know maybe i don't have adhd" and then i fuck around and find myself spending 8 hours opening new tabs

imagine the timeline where salted saw how popular lari & ava got and wynn pivoted into promoting them & other characters as waifu material

my mouse click is apparently damaged in some way but it now sounds fucking awesome so i'm not fixing it

my body is a machine that turns the easiest nap into a grueling wait

my dad left his keyring in the car and my mom never brought hers so they FINALLY appreciated me always having the house keys in my pocket

new update new me (i'll find so many new things to complain about) (let's talk about the new toolbar & adjacent health/mana)

unusual moneymakers in wynncraft: selling wedding ring to e-couples

today is a good day.. world car day

there's just something about finding out random old pieces of wynn content having been like a diablo or runescape reference all along

reminder that super lesbian animal rpg is unironically the best game i've played this year and despite the title you should try it too

wynncraft hard mode (wynntils is now a detected & bannable offense)

day 1907 since i started posting daily profile posts give it up for day 1907