JuicedBananas

they/them

Known among the realms of man and beast by many names, including "Doug," JuicedBananas is the only person capable of killing a man just by eating a tuna sandwich. Once I lathered crude oil on a duckling, just to see what would happen. There is a space between your dreams where the devil lives. If you don't know how to build a fence we are going to have a problem, and it's not one you can fix with money. Spiders spin webs in your mind that catch your darkest thoughts, they wrap them up nice and snug. Once on a fine September in Thursday, JuicedBananas sat on a bug that bit them in the thigh, setting off a chain of events that would bring every Applebee's in the state of Maryland to ruin. I taped a photograph of Jerma to the bathroom wall. Does anyone remember the first time they used the bathroom? You don't know what a fluid is. Nothing can prepare you for what comes next.