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JuicedBananas
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JuicedBananas

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Yolk smoothie. Sep 12, 2019

JuicedBananas was last seen:
Sep 20, 2019 at 6:43 PM
    1. SlyamPoetry
      SlyamPoetry
      hey juice welcome back to normal person land, but you still won't be in super-late-to-everything land like me
      1. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        Your skeleton is overdue. You must pay 13 bones interest.
        Sep 17, 2019 at 8:16 PM
    2. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Yolk smoothie.
    3. JuicedBananas
    4. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Working on perfecting a dance move that breaks every bone in your body. So far I can only do about half of them at most.
      1. WithTheFish and Nickel like this.
    5. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      I'm trying my best mom I can't help that my best burned down an Arby's
    6. JuicedBananas
    7. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Shuffle your bones!
      1. WithTheFish likes this.
    8. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Time flies when you're chewing gum.
      1. Aarontti
        Aarontti
        it's time to kick gum and chew ass, and i'm all outta gum
        Aug 26, 2019
        Bart (MC) likes this.
    9. JuicedBananas
      1. TalkingKittyCat likes this.
      2. Red-Eyed Knight
        Red-Eyed Knight
        Mojang stole from Wynncraft and we've got PROOF
        Aug 22, 2019
    10. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      BIRDS AREN'T REAL
      1. WithTheFish likes this.
      2. Aarontti
        Aarontti
        then how do you explain the existence of kangaroos
        Aug 22, 2019
      3. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        Those aren't birds.
        Aug 22, 2019
    11. JuicedBananas
      1. Aarontti likes this.
      2. Goden
        Goden
        uwu
        Aug 12, 2019
    12. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Special attack: Flick your wrist to launch your radius at the opponent.
    13. coolaccountname
      coolaccountname
      hi banana juice
      1. JuicedBananas
        Jul 29, 2019
    14. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Wynncraft has a strict zero tolerance policy towards toe gobblers.
      1. MegaCoquin and Bart (MC) like this.
      2. Oculus27
        Oculus27
        I'm about to head out then
        Jul 16, 2019
        MegaCoquin and Bart (MC) like this.
      3. Admins
        Admins
        oh ok mr juice im about to head out
        Jul 16, 2019
    15. JuicedBananas
      1. Toy__ likes this.
    16. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Who here wishes to partake in the banana juice?
      1. Antra
        Antra
        I myself prefer strawberry banana juice
        Jul 4, 2019
      2. Lord_He1mchen
        Lord_He1mchen
        Sounds good to me
        Jul 6, 2019
    17. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Ah, mushrooms, what a life they must lead! Have you ever heard the demons call? The ears of a fungus cannot be plugged.
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    18. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Would be cool if our bodies had a slider to raise or lower the number of ribs we have.
      1. Comrade
        Comrade
        Hey uhh quick question what the FUCK
        Jun 22, 2019
        Bart (MC) likes this.
    19. JuicedBananas
    20. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Show your LGBT pride by destroying the capitalist system.
      1. Halcyon Ship likes this.
      2. Thunder
        Thunder
        They are already capitalizing it though.
        Jun 2, 2019
      3. 19kss
        19kss
        No.
        Jun 2, 2019
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    You're probably wondering what happened to my really long description. Actually, who am I kidding, no one who remembers it still plays this game. But if you do, or you're curious, don't worry! I still love you!

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    I'm JuicedBananas and I used to write "I'm that guy" here but turns out that's not entirely accurate. I like writing and making things for people to enjoy. I used to be a moderator for this server but I stopped because I had done everything I wanted to and wanted to move onto other things. I'm studying to become a writer and everyone who follows me here is legally obligated to buy my books when I publish them.

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    Once when I was one year old I fell down a hill, rolled 20 meters down, and crashed into a metal fence. Ever since that day I've been basically the same. Sometimes I bash my head into fences on purpose for old time's sake.

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