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JuicedBananas
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JuicedBananas

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you ever just feel your bones becoming intangible Nov 14, 2019 at 3:09 AM

JuicedBananas was last seen:
Nov 16, 2019 at 2:28 AM
    1. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      you ever just feel your bones becoming intangible
      1. Aarontti
        Aarontti
        you ever just feel like boneless pizza
        Nov 14, 2019 at 4:35 AM
    2. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Glass is crunchy :)
      1. NagisaStreams
        NagisaStreams
        cronch
        Nov 4, 2019
    3. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      spook time
      1. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        gonna see how much candy corn fits up my nose
        Oct 31, 2019
      2. seeksery
        seeksery
        try to see how many you can fit in the trash
        Oct 31, 2019
      3. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        blocked
        Oct 31, 2019
    4. OwlbearLord
      OwlbearLord
      Banana milk comes from monkeys
      1. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        That's like calling the milk that comes from cows hay milk. Absolutely foolish. Banana milk comes from the rare and coveted banana giraffe.
        Oct 14, 2019
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      2. OwlbearLord
        OwlbearLord
        You sure it's not macaroni penguins?
        Oct 14, 2019
      3. JuicedBananas
        Oct 15, 2019
    5. OwlbearLord
      OwlbearLord
      JuicedPotato
      1. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        Your memes are archaic and you should be ashamed.
        Oct 14, 2019
        OwlbearLord likes this.
      2. OwlbearLord
        OwlbearLord
        Press Y for shame
        Oct 14, 2019
    6. LarzLapiz
      LarzLapiz
      whens that first book
      1. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        You're gonna have to elaborate cause I don't remember what you're talking about
        Oct 13, 2019
      2. LarzLapiz
        LarzLapiz
        oh i just read your info tab -- said you wanna be a writer
        Oct 13, 2019
      3. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        yeah gonna be a while I'm still in college
        Oct 14, 2019
        LarzLapiz likes this.
    7. JuicedBananas
    8. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      That was my emotional support avocado :(
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        D:
        Sep 24, 2019
      3. Altakar
        Altakar
        Here, have some emotional support guacamole
        Sep 24, 2019
      4. Swimming_Pool
        Swimming_Pool
        the avocado is gone, reduced to atoms
        Sep 25, 2019
    9. Riuzake
      Riuzake
      How does it feel? To lose the juice?
      1. Aarontti
        Aarontti
        probably the same as getting juiced, like bananas
        Sep 23, 2019
      2. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        unmoist
        Sep 24, 2019
      3. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        But if you want a serious answer it feels fine since I wanted to resign.
        Sep 24, 2019
        Riuzake likes this.
    10. SlyamPoetry
      SlyamPoetry
      hey juice welcome back to normal person land, but you still won't be in super-late-to-everything land like me
      1. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        Your skeleton is overdue. You must pay 13 bones interest.
        Sep 17, 2019
      2. SlyamPoetry
        SlyamPoetry
        never I will commit bone fraud
        Oct 3, 2019
    11. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Yolk smoothie.
    12. JuicedBananas
    13. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Working on perfecting a dance move that breaks every bone in your body. So far I can only do about half of them at most.
      1. WithTheFish and Nickel like this.
    14. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      I'm trying my best mom I can't help that my best burned down an Arby's
    15. JuicedBananas
    16. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Shuffle your bones!
      1. WithTheFish likes this.
    17. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Time flies when you're chewing gum.
      1. Aarontti
        Aarontti
        it's time to kick gum and chew ass, and i'm all outta gum
        Aug 26, 2019
        Bart (MC) likes this.
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      1. TalkingKittyCat likes this.
      2. Red-Eyed Knight
        Red-Eyed Knight
        Mojang stole from Wynncraft and we've got PROOF
        Aug 22, 2019
    19. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      BIRDS AREN'T REAL
      1. WithTheFish likes this.
      2. Aarontti
        Aarontti
        then how do you explain the existence of kangaroos
        Aug 22, 2019
      3. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        Those aren't birds.
        Aug 22, 2019
    20. JuicedBananas
      1. Aarontti likes this.
      2. Goden
        Goden
        uwu
        Aug 12, 2019
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