JuicedBananas

Average male American human.
White skin with basically no tan. I don't go outside much.
Light brown hair, medium length for male haircut standards.
Teal eyes. No eyewear.
Valley Girl accent that makes me say "like" and "dude" a lot. Most people in California (US state) have this accent. Deep voice.
Skinny and quite tall, not very much muscle.
Exceptionally long fingers. They have a bit of extra skin between them, not a lot just like a centimeter or two.
I can bend my thumbs 180 degrees.
Straight teeth, no orthodontics. I got the last of my orthodontic equipment out in 2016.
I can't roll my tongue.
Currently no missing appendages or digits, somehow.

I try to be friendly and helpful to people and generally be the kind of guy you would want to talk to.
I enjoy answering people’s questions.
I am quite skilled at really not caring about whatever personal problem you claim made you do whatever you did to get banned. Also it’s pretty hard to insult me. In other words, playing with my emotions isn’t going to work. It’s fun for me when you try though!
I’m not very good at wording things and properly explaining ideas, so sometimes things come out wrong when I don’t think them over enough. That’s why sometimes you see my typing for like three minutes and it comes out as one sentence.
I really care about the people I know, sometimes a bit more than is good for me.
I can worry about things I don’t know a bit too much. This combines with the previous line a lot.
Those last two lines sounded somewhat emo. I’m not emo, don’t worry :D
I’m apparently really smart. I found out when my mom got me tested for autism when I was eight years old. I guess they tested my IQ as well or something, I don’t know the whole story. And I didn’t have autism.
I, too, enjoy stalking people’s info tabs in order to learn as much as possible about them. Gotta form that mental picture of what they’re like!
I have no romantic skill or experience. I am a lonely mineman. On the bright side, I’ll probably never have children.
I have trouble dealing with stress sometimes, but not usually with online things, so that probably won't affect anything here.
I'm really shy in person and have never used my voice to talk to people online because of it.

Fluent English, some Spanish grammar but not enough to speak it.
Math up to high school Trigonometry.
A lot about history, especially US history. A lot for high school standards, anyway.
Basic understanding of most science, but not enough to be a scientist or anything.
Quite good at memorizing maps and locations and know a decent amount of the world map.
How to be a Wynncraft moderator, obviously.
I can play Dwarf Fortress in an evil biome without losing in a year.

Color: Red
Food: Burrito
Animal: Cat
Plant: Cactus
Game: Minecraft
Person: Myself

Video games
Browsing the internet
Talking to friends
Making bad art

Since every gamer has to have a list of every single game they've played, here ya go. Roughly in order of relevance / favorites.

Minecraft – You probably know what this is if you use these forums.
Pokémon Series – Pokémon is fun.
Terraria – Cool and kind of silly game about collecting gear and killing everything.
Starbound - A 2D sandbox game in space. It's mostly for people into space games & exploring. Also has really good music.
Overwatch – I cannot aim but this is nice because it has characters that don't need it. Good FPS for people who like them. I'm a Pharah main.
Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 – This game was the best thing ever in my childhood even if I always ran out of money in 20 minutes. It’s a theme park simulator and is more for people who like to micromanage.
Dwarf Fortress – Enjoyable but a bit hard to wrap your head around. I’d describe it as a sort of universe simulator. It's still a work in progress and bugs and lag make it less enjoyable, but for what it is it's good, and the stories people write about it are amazing. If you can't play the game, I'd still recommend reading some of them.
Portal series – Good story and gameplay. Everyone who likes video games should play both Portal games at least once.
Undertale – Makes you feel sad, happy, then empty as you befriend a bunch of monsters then murder them because you’re curious what will happen if you murder them. Just ignore the fandom and play this, especially if you haven't had the plot spoiled by Tumblr or somethin'.
Animal Crossing: New Leaf – A game where you run a town and ingame time is based off of real time. Fun for a while but becomes a chore. I wouldn’t recommend it.
Drawn To Life series – Played this when I was a kid. These games definitely fail to deliver the gameplay of drawing the game that they're advertised with, but do have a surprisingly good story for a game that wasn't really advertised as being story-driven. It's quite dark and abstract so it might not make sense if you aren't good at figuring things out yourself in stories.
Various Nintendo games like Mario & Zelda
club penguin

As you might have noticed, I like to talk about myself.
I can drive a car. Sort of.
I wish my timezone was closer to Europe because a lot of my friends live there and I don’t get a lot of time to talk to them. There’s not much I can do about that until I move out of my parent’s place though.
I dislike emojis but use them ironically and do find use for a few of them such as the OK hand.
I use dark theme. It is the correct theme.

My initials are JB. Bananas are alright I guess. JuicedBananas.

JuicedBananas
Juiced
Bananas
Banans
Banan
Joosed
JB
Nerd

It’s the cotton candy stall from Roller Coaster Tycoon edited on top of Ronald Weasely from the Harry Potter parody video “Wingardium Leviosa” by YouTuber OneyNG. The green part is a bush that was in the image I cropped the cotton candy stall out of. There is no deeper meaning to the image.

United States of America, state of California.
Live on a farm somewhere, not in the big cities and nowhere near a beach.
California is a very dry place with no beaches or surfing, despite what the movies would lead you to believe.

Usually around 3PM – 6AM UTC. My timezone is PST making that 7AM – 10PM in my timezone.