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JuicedBananas
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Birthday:
Mar 24, 2000 (Age: 17)
Location:
U.S.A. State of California

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JuicedBananas

Moderator, Male, 17, from U.S.A. State of California

Staff Member Moderator HERO QA

Artist makes vase. You smash vase. You yell at artist for making the vase breakable. This is how being a QA works. Sep 15, 2017 at 11:20 PM

JuicedBananas was last seen:
Sep 20, 2017 at 3:00 PM
    1. Dwicey
      Dwicey
      have you ever been told that you look hella juicy before?
      1. The Grox likes this.
      2. JuicedBananas
        Sep 20, 2017 at 1:21 PM
      3. plant guy
        plant guy
        you look hella juicy
        Sep 20, 2017 at 1:31 PM
    2. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Artist makes vase. You smash vase. You yell at artist for making the vase breakable. This is how being a QA works.
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      2. ShadowMage1
        ShadowMage1
        I think a better analogy would be an inventor creates a mechanical device. You test out said mechanical device and find technical issues with it. You tell the inventor those issues.
        Sep 16, 2017 at 12:55 AM
        The Grox and Sharubii like this.
      3. Undyne
        Undyne
        I thought QAs just forged barriers and break quests. And manage the new bug report section in the forums.
        Sep 16, 2017 at 9:31 PM
      4. Snerp
        Snerp
        This process will then continue until, the vase is indestructible
        Sep 17, 2017 at 5:25 PM
    3. Siradm
      Siradm
      reported for reporting my report on reporting reports
      1. The Grox and Juiceboxing like this.
      2. JuicedBananas
        Sep 16, 2017 at 9:37 PM
      3. Siradm
        Siradm
        you are banned.
        Sep 16, 2017 at 11:13 PM
    4. Kraetys
      Kraetys
      You're up past your bedtime young man!
      1. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        I don't really have one
        Sep 15, 2017 at 7:41 PM
    5. Kraetys
      Kraetys
      Is it lonely being a banana on a game with very few other bananas?
      1. xSlyam
        xSlyam
        even more so when you're the only one of your kind that actually exists
        Sep 10, 2017
      2. JuicedBananas
        Sep 16, 2017 at 9:37 PM
      3. The Grox
        The Grox
        you forgot in my guild there was once a banana army fused in 1 guy
        such a beauty of golem-like specie

        so nah he isnt alone
        Sep 20, 2017 at 12:12 PM
    6. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      New bug report section has arrived. Please report all your dank bugs.
      1. The Grox, Pokextreme and King Kaelan like this.
      2. Pokextreme
        Pokextreme
        /Report ladybug
        Sep 10, 2017
      3. plant guy
        plant guy
        /report spider
        Sep 10, 2017
      4. The Grox
        The Grox
        /report Arakadicus
        Sep 20, 2017 at 12:13 PM
    7. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Guess I've been here a year now
    8. Kraetys
      Kraetys
      Do you consider all bananas your family, and protect and care for them on a plantation in Argentina?
      1. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        no that isn't accurate at all actually
        Sep 4, 2017
      2. Kraetys
        Kraetys
        Oh.
        Sep 4, 2017
    9. Kraetys
      Kraetys
      *Eating banana bread.*
      What's up?
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      2. Sharubii
        Sharubii
        mmmm, human bread
        it's delicious and depending on the source human it could be really fatty or really healthy
        Sep 3, 2017
      3. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        you should probably not eat human bread
        Sep 4, 2017
        Sharubii likes this.
      4. Sharubii
        Sharubii
        it's a bloody mess
        Sep 4, 2017
    10. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      here's an idea how about making my character for my second Starbound playthrough literally the same character as my first one
      1. The Grox and Stag2001 like this.
      2. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        he's too perfect
        Sep 3, 2017
      3. Chinorino
        Chinorino
        Me too fam, me too
        Sep 3, 2017
    11. GoddessLot
      GoddessLot
      I don't like bananas, especially not when they're juicy
      1. ToyLlomo00 likes this.
      2. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        I will respectfully disagree with you
        Sep 4, 2017
        ToyLlomo00 likes this.
    12. Goner_kid
      Goner_kid
      Still juicy?
      1. JuicedBananas
        Sep 4, 2017
    13. Orange0405
      Orange0405
      I ate you
      1. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        no you didn't
        Aug 27, 2017
      2. Orange0405
        Orange0405
        I drank you
        Aug 27, 2017
    14. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      School rally. Activity where students throw toilet paper. Yet our bathrooms still have none. This is my school, send help.
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      2. Stingy
        Stingy
        ME TOO MAN, ME TOO
        Aug 26, 2017
      3. OrangeSerbet
        OrangeSerbet
        pretty much the same thing here, except we get flat screen TVs instead of anything that we could feasibly dry our hands with
        Aug 31, 2017
      4. The Grox
        The Grox
        relatable fam
        Sep 10, 2017
    15. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      I will reply to this status in exactly one year.
      1. The Grox, Stag2001, Thunder and 3 others like this.
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      3. Goner_kid
        Goner_kid
        I bet 20 LE he will
        Aug 30, 2017
      4. OrangeSerbet
        OrangeSerbet
        That's easy,just travel exactly one year into the future
        Aug 31, 2017
      5. The Grox
        The Grox
        see ya in 2018
        Sep 10, 2017
    16. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      Yeah yeah update your statuses, you're all still nerds.
      1. LTMS
        LTMS
        You're a nerd too, you updated :)
        Aug 21, 2017
        NPCGrian likes this.
    17. SpookyBacon
      SpookyBacon
      did you find my secret trapdoor
      1. NPCGrian likes this.
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      3. SpookyBacon
        SpookyBacon
        it had a sign with my name on it near it
        Aug 18, 2017
        NPCGrian likes this.
      4. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        didn't find it then
        Aug 18, 2017
        The Grox, NPCGrian and SpookyBacon like this.
      5. SpookyBacon
        Aug 18, 2017
        NPCGrian likes this.
    18. Enduh
      Enduh
      How was meeting your god? I need everything you hate, loved, savored, experienced. I will focus 666% of work on Trapdoorium v2. This is no joke, this is the pinnacle of human advancement.
      1. NPCGrian, Stag2001 and AetherArising like this.
      2. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        He was beautiful, truly the greatest experience a person can have. The parkour gave Nara crippling depression so might be a good idea to nerd-proof it. And there's always room to add more trapdoors.
        Aug 18, 2017
    19. <>Flip<>
      <>Flip<>
      The Trap Door God, sent his only son, JuicedBananas, to save us from our sins. He was born to us inside a volcano beneath the sky islands. 3 wise blokes, guided by the trap door in the sky, were lead to this child where they exchanged gifts, a pure, le and potatoes.
      1. <>Flip<>
        <>Flip<>
        His birth place is known by many pilgrims ,who follow the teachings of JuicedBananas, as the sacred shrine that is the trapdoorium.
        Aug 17, 2017
    20. JuicedBananas
      JuicedBananas
      1. Stag2001 likes this.
      2. JuicedBananas
        JuicedBananas
        This is a paper. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. On this item is an image of Gembert in ink.
        Aug 14, 2017
        Stag2001 likes this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Mar 24, 2000 (Age: 17)
    Location:
    U.S.A. State of California
    Minecraft:
    I am JuicedBananas. I'm that guy. I joined Wynncraft in June of 2014 and have been a moderator since November of 2016. If you need help with something or have a question, don't hesitate to PM me!
    Also I'm a QA which basically means bug tester. You should message me or another QA about glitches and not the moderators who aren't QAs.

    Here's other info about me in some nice spoilers to prevent wall-of-text syndrome. This should encompass everything even the most obsessed stalkers would want to know. I don't expect everyone to want to read all of it.

    ABOUT ME
    Average male American human.
    White skin with basically no tan. I don't go outside much.
    Light brown hair, medium length for male haircut standards.
    Teal eyes. No eyewear.
    Valley Girl accent that makes me say "like" and "dude" a lot. Most people in California (US state) have this accent. Deep voice.
    Skinny and quite tall, not very much muscle.
    Exceptionally long fingers. They have a bit of extra skin between them, not a lot just like a centimeter or two.
    I can bend my thumbs 180 degrees.
    Straight teeth, no orthodontics. I got the last of my orthodontic equipment out in 2016.
    I can't roll my tongue.
    Currently no missing appendages or digits, somehow.
    I try to be friendly and helpful to people and generally be the kind of guy you would want to talk to.
    I enjoy answering people’s questions.
    I am quite skilled at really not caring about whatever personal problem you claim made you do whatever you did to get banned. Also it’s pretty hard to insult me. In other words, playing with my emotions isn’t going to work. It’s fun for me when you try though!
    I’m not very good at wording things and properly explaining ideas, so sometimes things come out wrong when I don’t think them over enough. That’s why sometimes you see my typing for like three minutes and it comes out as one sentence.
    I really care about the people I know, sometimes a bit more than is good for me.
    I can worry about things I don’t know a bit too much. This combines with the previous line a lot.
    Those last two lines sounded somewhat emo. I’m not emo, don’t worry :D
    I’m apparently really smart. I found out when my mom got me tested for autism when I was eight years old. I guess they tested my IQ as well or something, I don’t know the whole story. And I didn’t have autism.
    I, too, enjoy stalking people’s info tabs in order to learn as much as possible about them. Gotta form that mental picture of what they’re like!
    I have no romantic skill or experience. I am a lonely mineman. On the bright side, I’ll probably never have children.
    I have trouble dealing with stress sometimes, but not usually with online things, so that probably won't affect anything here.
    I'm really shy in person and have never used my voice to talk to people online because of it.
    Fluent English, some Spanish grammar but not enough to speak it.
    Math up to high school Trigonometry.
    A lot about history, especially US history. A lot for high school standards, anyway.
    Basic understanding of most science, but not enough to be a scientist or anything.
    Quite good at memorizing maps and locations and know a decent amount of the world map.
    How to be a Wynncraft moderator, obviously.
    I can play Dwarf Fortress in an evil biome without losing in a year.
    Color: Red
    Food: Burrito
    Animal: Cat
    Plant: Cactus
    Game: Minecraft
    Show: Don’t watch TV really
    Movie: Undecided
    Meme: S̼̱ͨuͫ҉̫rͣͭͦ̿ͣͤ҉̠r̲͔̤̤̯͍ͦ̏̅̉ͮ̂ͅe̐å̒̆ͯ̍͏̘͉̤ḽ̮̃̈̌̋ͥ̑̚ ͕̯͓͌͊ͮ͟ͅM͓̯̈́͢e̹̪̳̻̦͈ͧ̓̑͒ͮͤm̗̭̞̭̞̦̆ͤͯ̃ͤͅę͓̱̰ͥ̿͐s̰̼͙̙͑͛͆́
    Video games
    Browsing the internet
    Talking to friends
    Making bad art
    Favorite Games

    Minecraft – Favorite game. I’ve probably got thousands of hours playtime in this thing.
    Pokémon Series – Pokémon is fun.
    Terraria – Cool game but doesn’t have the replay value of Minecraft. It's good for people who like collecting stuff. It also has decent combat & boss fights.
    Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 – This game was big in my childhood and is still something I play today. It’s a theme park simulator and is more for people who like to micromanage.
    Undertale – Everyone knows what this is. Only game that’s ever given me feels. Just ignore the fandom and play this, especially if you haven't been spoiled somehow.
    Dwarf Fortress – Enjoyable but a bit hard to wrap your head around. It's still a work in progress and bugs and lag can make it less enjoyable, but for what it is it's good, and the stories people write about it are amazing. If you can't play the game, I'd still recommend reading some of them.

    Games I’ve started playing this year and can’t put on the favorite list yet:

    Portal series – Good story and gameplay. Everyone who likes video games should play both Portal games at least once.
    Overwatch – I cannot aim but this is nice because it has characters that don't need it. Good FPS for people who like them. I'm a Pharah main.
    Starbound - A 2D sandbox game in space. It's mostly for people into space games & exploring. Also has really good music.
    Games I’ve played that don’t get to go on my favorites list:

    Animal Crossing: New Leaf – Fun for a while but becomes a chore. I wouldn’t recommend it.
    Club Penguin – Played this when I was a little kid, I try not to think about it. The cringe, man, the cringe.
    Mario series – I’ve played quite a few Mario games and they’re fun but don’t really stand out.
    Zelda series – I’ve played like two Zelda games, they don’t stand out above a typical RPG to me.
    Drawn To Life series – Played this when I was a kid. These games definitely fail to deliver the gameplay of drawing the game that they're advertised with, but do have a surprisingly good story for a game that wasn't really advertised as being story-driven. It's quite dark and abstract so it might not make sense if you aren't good at figuring things out yourself in stories.
    As you might have noticed, I like to talk about myself.
    I can drive a car. Sort of.
    I wish my timezone was closer to Europe because a lot of my friends live there and I don’t get a lot of time to talk to them. There’s not much I can do about that until I move out of my parent’s place though.
    I dislike emojis but use them ironically and do find use for a few of them such as the OK hand.
    I use dark theme. It is the correct theme.
    NAME AND ICON
    My initials are JB. Bananas are alright I guess. JuicedBananas.
    JuicedBananas
    Juiced
    Bananas
    Banans
    Banan
    Joosed
    JB
    Nerd
    It’s the cotton candy stall from Roller Coaster Tycoon edited on top of Ronald Weasely from the Harry Potter parody video “Wingardium Leviosa” by YouTuber OneyNG. The green part is a bush that was in the image I cropped the cotton candy stall out of. There is no deeper meaning to the image.
    LOCATION AND TIMES AVALIBLE
    United States of America, state of California.
    Live on a farm somewhere, not in the big cities and nowhere near a beach.
    California is a very dry place with no beaches or surfing, despite what the movies would lead you to believe.
    This is the times I’m avalible in UTC with a 24 hour clock. During US Daylight Savings Time subtract 1 hour. This isn’t 100% of the time just a general schedule. My timezone is PST (UTC -8 / -7 during DST).

    Monday: 23:30 – 6:00 next day
    Tuesday: 23:30 – 6:00 next day
    Wednesday: 23:30 – 6:00 next day
    Thursday: 23:30 – 6:00 next day
    Friday: 23:30 – 6:00 next day
    Saturday: 15:00 – 6:00 next day
    Sunday: 15:00 – 6:00 next day
    If you're stuck type /kill with 6+ soul points
    Last updated: 16 August 2017 - Updated meme preferences

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