This is the lock picking lawyer, and what I have for you today is a loaf of bread. However, this is no ordinary loaf of bread, and I'll show you that in just a moment. People often think that bread is a secure way to protect your house from unwanted guests, but that couldn't be further from the truth. To show you what I mean, I'm going to eat this loaf without even using my teeth.
*Crunch* Crust on 1... Nothing on 2... Got another nice crunch out of 3... And it looks like we've fallen into a philosophical false set. Just apply a bit of reverse psychology, and we have it eaten.
As you can see folks, bread doesn't offer that much protection against a hungry thief. In any case, that's all I have for you today, and as always, have a nice day. Thank you.
@Egg Nice try, government, but I have permission from the bread crumbs under my oven to use lethal force if anyone as much as looks at my house. @i am pancakes This is just how I met LockPickingLawyer.
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