TheCrafter222

Who’s father are you

I meant to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Did you hear about the kid napping? He woke up.

I recently started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.

The candle stick refused to light up until it found its match.

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

Someone I knew had a photographic memory but never developed it.

My sheep’s favourite singer is Britney Shears.

I'm looking forward too play Among Us. I was feeling quite depressed lately, that's why I want to vent.

Disclaimer: Dark Humor In the paralympics, an athlete can't run their own buisness.

I found a rock that looked like a guitar pick. It's probably for rock music.

Did y'all hear about the two peanuts that walked into the woods? One was a-salted.

The ceo of ikea just got prime minister of sweden. He should have his cabinet together in a couple weeks.

King Arthur's army was too tired to fight, it had too many sleepless knights.

Did y'all hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!

Me and a friend laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more :D

Q. Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight? A. It had too many sleepless knights.

Pizza la Vida or Death and All his Friends @Namikah

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous