TheCrafter222

Did you hear about the deaf guy who got a speeding ticket? Neither did he!

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

What happens to nitrogen in the morning? It turns into daytrogen!

My bank balance is like a midget in a marathon. It’s running a little short.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

There are 3 types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

My fear of moving stairs is escalating.

Disclaimer: Dark Humor. Dark humor is like food; Not everybody get it.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!f

The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself.

Today I played tick tock toe with my clock.

I bought a dog from a blacksmith, but as soon as I got home, he made a bolt for the door.

I bought a dog from a blacksmith, but as soon as I got home, he made a bolt for the door.

I took the cat to the vet today. He just wasn't feline well.

If you're going to school, bring your calculator. They make good friends. You can always count on them.

I hate it when people say age is only a number, age is clearly a word.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

Fish like to play the party game Salmon Says.

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”