Comments on Profile Post by ExertKarma

Sir, this is a wendys. O wait... UHH. We ran out of fries and only the large cheeseburgers. I can make you a toxosandwich instead? We just need to warm it up in the microwave for a couple years.

wot. uhh... i'll pass on the toxosandwich, I only have $400 in my account anyways. What about your appetivzers? anything you can suggest?

Hmm... well to start you off we have a stardew berry stew. All of our ingredients are warped here straight from Canada, cooked to a blazing 9001 degrees with our inferno oven. Due to the casualty rate, we require you to sign a waiver before purchase AND consumption. How does that sound?

UHH, this may be an odd question but can I buy the inferno oven? There's some "acquaintances" of mine it might come in handy with...

sir, this is a mcdonalds.