Comments on Profile Post by _purplegiraffe_

hello purple giraffe!

Factually impossible.

uh oh

First off, giraffes do not have hands. They cannot wave.

If they could wave, they also cannot speak.

Equally, a giraffe cannot be purple.

If it was purple, the :wave: emoji is yellow. Meaning, the giraffe would have a yellow hand and would not be a purple giraffe. It would be at least purple and yellow.

Destroyed with facts and logic.

what about her six secret giraffe arms
yes giraffes have those they're secret

See the other 3 points

:damn:

conclusion: I don't exist?

No. Conclusion is that you are not an entirely purple giraffe OR you are not actually waving.

hmmm but i'm pretty sure i did see her wave so i guess the first one?

Probably.

:O

I will ask the expert

@ocel0tgirl

why are there so many comments

chubbast is a professional profile poster do not question it

Uhhhh

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according to all known laws of greeting, the giraffe cannot wave. It does not have hands and cannot speak. The giraffe, of course, waves anyway because it does not care what the humans think

Literally impossible.