Comments on Profile Post by Castti

Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number

Chubbast

*hangs up*

Bast (Chub)

*shouts from far away* I CAN'T HEAR YOU

I am right behind you.

WHAT THE-

Five. I am two of us, right behind you now. The goddess eats the city in the sea. Nine.

Who is this goddess and what are they eating

oh, uh, right. i think they're named "Olympia", and they eat a fortified city in the middle of the ocean called Ganzir.

Incorrect. Their name is Chubbast and they are eating all of the fish.

Uh, I'm just gonna slowly back away

You are not a fish dont worry

do not worry! once you realize you're not supposed to feel pain, there's nothing to be afraid of anymore!

What are you even DOING HERE

Bothering you

uh. good question, i should probably stop quoting scp nonsense.

wait what are you two doing here in the first place again

oh i see yeah bothering you that makes sense ok

this is my front yard leave please

Im going to eat the grass

ok i'll just go and sit in the broom closet, don't mind me

Good idea
Another good idea

wait the first "good idea" was about her eating the grass? what

Grass.

Do you have any snacks this grass does not hit different

Uhhhh
...stale goldfish crackers?

works for me