It is 2am, I am sitting in front of my monitor with no other light source in the room. I go to discord and is reminded by my profile picture. It sure is festive is it not?
I then go and open forums to see if I had gotten any notifications; I have not. However, I was distracted by the fact that I have noticed my profile picture to not be festive.
I have started to make preparations. I went to my phone to upload my festive version of my profile picture to my own server so that I could upload the profile picture using the pc.
Once that I have successfully downloaded the profile picture, I stumble down the keyboard due to the difference in light between the two monitors with discord being dark and the forums being blinding white.
I have now begun to click on my profile picture. A sweat drops at the anxious feeling of it not going to be updated like last time.
I let go of the holding the left mouse button and opened the change profile picture HUD. I drowsily try to aim for the pick png button seeing as it is now 2am. File explorer opens.
I try to find the picture. It is not in the pictures folder. It is not in the desktop. Alas, I have found that it is located in the downloads folder. I click it.
The computer does not respond; at this point the growing anxiety grows even bigger at the thought that I will not be able to change my profile picture to an edited one with a santa hat png from deviant art that I have just found by searching santa hat png then going into images in chrome which I then placed on top of my original profile picture by using this editing app that I found off instagram 10 months ago.
Everything was reaching the climax, here it is. I am almost going to upload the profile picture. I click the picture again. The computer now responds.
It is loading.
I wait for the longest minute of my life which felt like 19 years of suffering which is longer than being stuck in the order of the grook fire puzzle which is already a considerable feat on its own seeing as I had spend 3 hours doing it.
The profile picture, despite having refreshed the page over a million times. It did not change. At this point, my mind goes crazy. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Is this it? Am I never going to be able to change my profile picture to a festive one that I crappily edited for 3 minutes? No, this cannot be. My brain aches at the thought of this.
My heart rate goes astronomically high to the point where my blood pressure was higher than finding a dawnbreak after 12k chests.
At this point, my body was producing the amount of heat scientifically equal to the amount of heat the surface of the sun makes. I stopped. I thinked about it for a second. I cooled down.
I will thought about posting about this on my wynncraft profile as the cool kids do. I begin writing in microsoft word. I have now wrote 2000 characters. I begin to press the google chrome icon.
I hesitated for a moment. I was reluctant, should I really share this? At this point I stopped caring. I copy and pasted it. -2000 or so chracters. What is this unfairness? Why must this exist?
I begin thinking. I sit on a stone slab outside my house and pose like how Einstein did when he wrote the bible.
I have spent 30 minutes and I begun understanding every law in physics and how this whole universe works. I come to a conclusion.
I will just delete the whole thing and sulk about it while making it look like I have kept my composure while also hiding the unbearable amount of pain by writing one simple sentence about it.
I wait for replies. It is now 3am. A user named Ankarin comes forth and saves the day, releasing 19 years of suffering from me by comforting me and showing me that there is no 140 character limit.
I begin writing this post. I am here now. Despite the fact that there is actually a 420 character limit, I just segmented it. I have transcended even through the 11th dimension and became enlightened because of this whole situation. I now know that I am not a furry.
I have learned that EWA is actually the best archetype. I have learned about orphion vore. I have now reached exactly -3892 characters on that part. It is 3:36 AM. I have nothing else to do. I have not slept. This is my latest masterpiece. Goodnight.
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