Comments on Profile Post by xKindredKinesis

Back off

._. ok...

Hax, you're in Ahri's territory.

But thank you. I like you too.

Im outa ahris territory but you are in ahris territor arnt you?

I'm always in Ahri's territory.

oh polygamy...

Territory? If we're talking about territory, you'll end up in mine after you die!

hanky you've killed me and rresureced me so many times im in both worlds

oh and the fact im a steampunk vampire

No no no no no no no no, no vampires please

To fucking bad!

*Grabs Shroom*

Why dont you like vampires?!

Because Draculas are much better. *Burns a cross in Shroom's chest*

Ack! DRacula was a vampire but his real name was alucard!

*Bites Hankys Neck*

Still better than a vampire.

Vampire is a term of you mortals, Dracula was one vampire

*Cages Shroom in a greenhouse full of garlic before decapitating my head*

Well I don't give a $!@# !#!#@ then, die!

*puts on gas mask* to late you cant see hear or smell muahahahaha! also watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIuKmz9S24

*Resurects self using Necromancy magic*

I don't understand what's going on here...

*Binds Omg's soul to the underworld*

What was that for? ;-;

So you can be part of my legion to kill Shroom

I can go to the underworld you know... and get a vampire army with dracula aka alucard

With Twilight *Laughs and cries*

We don't fucking sparkle! those impersonators ruined our good name!

Twinkle Twinkle little vampire! *Laughs harder*

AHHHH shutup!!!!

*Shanks Shroom behind the back and rips his spinal cord out*
*Laughs sadistically*
Bwahahahah

that was step 1. what about steps 2-10

*Shoots hanky to nothingness*

*Shoves garlic in Shroom's body*
*Shoves crosses in Shroom's eyes*
*Nails Shroom's head with a stake*
*Shoots Shroom with a silver bullet*

Silver bullet is for wearwolfs, stake to my heart and corss you did right AHHHHH that pain!

*Bites and turns Omg949 into a vampire*

*Decapitates Shroom's head and eats it*

NO YOU !#*&

muahahahaha * head gorws back* dont you get what imortal means?

Don't you get what Hanky means

I do in fact you are a necromancer and imortal one as a matter of fact. we are nearly equal

Nearly, and that is the difference between you and me, inferior sparkling beast

* goes into blood rage * dont fucking go there bitch, those pussys wouldnt last a day as a real vampire we'd kill them as soon as they became one or even before that.

I can go where ever I feel I want to.

*Ripes hankys heart and necromancy book*

*Dissipates into the darkness*

I came back to 48 alerts... you people had me thinking that I got promoted to mod or something... ._.

muahahhaahahahaha