Comments on Profile Post by Kraetys

I got the good stuff this time.

YES! Am I able to eat myself afterwards?

*Looks around at the crowd all holding dishes, staring deeply at you.*
If there's anything left.

https://i.imgur.com/jcbzkNy.jpg
Climb in!

*climbs in* close it now, please! (And don't make it too hot in here... I don't like sweating!)

*Closes it*.
*Locks multiple locks*.
*Puts reinforced plate over the door*.
*Turns it up to 450 for 35 minutes*.
PIE!

Fahrenheit or Celsius? If Celsius, I'm gonna be dead af.

Kelvins
I always use Kelvins.

176°C.. that's a bit too low for a pie but I'm not gonna be burned. Yay. :3

You wanna see low for pie?
0 KELVINS!

I-I'm frozen
AHHHHHHHHH

Now it's time to flash cook you!
50,000 kelvins!

That's not how cooking works

Quiet you!
What would a pokemon know of cooking?