Comments on Profile Post by Kraetys

They're trying to sell us children supplements to get us ripped!

Wait no, Pretz, you don't need that, you're a beautiful pretzel and don't need to be all muscley to be loved.

Now you have all the information you need to save us.

I killed them

Did you take their supplement samples?

I did, I'm super ripped now.

can you confirm that you are approximately this ripped?
http://i.imgur.com/AYyjEjL.png

i'd say even more buff than that

No that's too ripped, Pretz could never do that.

Yeah more buff, I mean this is what I normally drink for breakfast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh9Dv5D5aCM

-NOW WE'RE GONNA ADD SOME PROTEIN

But @Pretzule is a carb?
He can't get ripped with protein?