Comments on Profile Post by Kraetys

Like cats aren't the master race. Also cringe.

wow

?

terrible pun

Yes

Cats are the master race, as we make terrible puns.

no.

I was joking. Avos master race.

@Ryuu

;-; goodbye

Bye Ryuu.

As if, I eat avos.

Cats eat pigeons, but Avos aren't pigeons. We're hawks. Hawks eat dogs and cats.

No hawks eat snakes, a hawk is about the size of a cat.
And I can still take one down.

No, you can't.

My alerts are being destroyed.

Gtg so rip.

And so the bird has fallen.

I shoot my missile-- I mean Arrow bomb at you

I duck. @Odnod

Krat3tys, I enlist my spell spamming Mage brother to meteor you several times.

I slip on a banana peel and accidentally escape. @JuicedBananas

Then you die. The end

But I lived, cleverly landing in a soft bag of pretzels. @Pretzule

Odd blue tigers maul you to death @DaBlueTigerGirl

? Being a fellow cat they decide to leave me be.

Brutal villagers come with axes. They're starving and they're going to eat you. @Villageacules

I hide in a den of zombies. @Zombifications

The zombies eat you. @Eaten_Cookie

I defend myself with sunlight. @SunstarDragon

The moon comes out. @moon

I raise my army of Avos to fight you

@LarzLapiz

@ThrundaBolt

@Stag2001

ATTACK

thank you i think

"You and what army."
-Shrek

Give them a bit, timezones

Hi

Attack

*Pulls out rifle and hound dog* Time to go a shootin'! Yee-Haw!
*Pew Pew Pew*

You miss and shoot yourself

Uhh... how?