Comments on Profile Post by Victrix Securis

Now let's make a weird earthquake machine to make it emerge fully from the sea, and then... Scramble of Zealandia

A new Atlantis shall emerge from the deep and cold ocean!

Let's hope New Zealand or Australia arent fast enough to claim all of it, I'd love to see new colonies. The little british islands in the atlantic are boring.

More like: Let's see if there'll still be an Australia and New Zealand as we know it today.

Right, so RIP kiwi empire and land of creepy ass animals and bad internet.

Or, if we don't get lucky enough, RIP all nations... or most of them...

If we managed to get that earthquake thingy, maybe we were already doing the scramble of Mars, who knows

Mars: "Give independence!"
Earth: "Aw... look! His first words!"

And then the colony detonated a nuclear weapon and everyone stopped aww-ing

Mars: "ALLAHU AKB- *explodes*"
Earth: "... well... let's find a moon to colonize then"

The cycle repeats.

Earth: "So... shall we try the Sun then?"
People: "You know everything will burn down"
Earth: "Don't be stupid. We'll colognize it at night!"

Wouldnt be surprised if someone was that stupid.

I'd be both surprised and mortified if someone tried to tie it to religion.

oh actually it happened that it got added?

That necropost doe

wait necroposts affect profiles?

well this was almost a year old