Fare thee well, oh great awesome friend, I shall tell tales of my great heroic effort of battling sleep, because I can't sleep when I'm dying of dehydration, the world will know a legend when it sees it. But alas heroes never die, I'm what most people would probably consider a hero afterall.
Oh, great hero, how the people sing your praises and how the tales of your arduous battles whisper through the wind! "Chino, the mighty legend Chino," the people say, "should go drink water."
Many adventurers see the legendary Chino holding a goblet of water, yet he never takes a sip. Legends say it holds all the water from California and that he is the reason for their drought.
But the people love him despite this, because a prophecy foretells that very soon the exalted Chino shall sip from his goblet and thereby end the drought.
As the lives in California are drawing to an end, Chino The Great, takes a sip from the overflowing goblet. "A small chance of rain" he says, with the drought gone and trump's dictatorship over, Chino the Man, the Myth, The legend....enters a sleep like trance...the people eagerly await his great return...
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