What a waste of fucking money Rome is. They didn't even fucking bother making money! They just conquered everything! "Oh! Empire this! Empire that!" Fuck you, Rome! You weren't even an empire for hundreds of years!
And I'll have you know that I still had enough elephants to freak the Romans out. Do you know how stupid they are? Most of them didn't even know what an "elephant" was. We had the biggest fucking terrestrial animal alive, and the fucking Carthaginians back at Carthago Nova couldn't even do shit. I'm so fucking mad.
I wasn't able to fight with what I had! I just fucking crossed an uncrossable mountain range, had to cut out my eye, had my fucking brother die, and lost most of my men, and you expect me to fucking attack this dude? I advised against attacking him! I knew we would lose if we pulled a Rome and charged straight into battle! But you know what? It was still a fucking close fight. I don't even have DEPTH PERCEPTION.
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