Comments on Profile Post by bloww

Instructions unclear:

Sister burnt in oven.

Neighbor is now a horse.

Half of house is now jello

Welcome to SUCC.

You forgot "Got my dick stuck in a toaster."

I don't say "Toast er" anymore cuz it autocorrects to a huge ass wall of text that talks about sexually identifying as a toast er

Toaster

Toast er

Toaster

I sexually Identify as a toaster. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having tasty, hard loafs of bread pop out of my mouth, ass, and any other orifices. People say to me that a person being a toaster is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m a kitchen appliance.

That's only part of it