Comments on Profile Post by Siradm

for only 499.99$! but wait.. theres more!
if you order now, you get absolutely nothing!

but wait... theres more!
if you order now.. you get a free fork! (for unknown reasons)

side effects include: (heart attack, seizures, potential brain damage, broken bones, and more)
batteries not included

don't worry I already got all of those side effects we're good

wot

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