Comments on Profile Post by Jamieverse

My god
I never thought of that
They divide by .5

(Unable to think of anything to say)

That my friend, is called a Stoner Thought

Like me? Because stoners when they think of things think of rainbows and other weird stuff and dreams are weird!

Here's another:

If a dead guy goes to court, is it still considered a hearing?

No
It's an impromptu funeral

Well dead people can hear according to myself so yes

If you think about it, there's more nipples in the world then people

There are an equal amount of EVEN numbers and BOTH even AND odd numbers

Whys a building called a building if it's already built

Was orange named after the fruit or vice versa?

Why can you drink a drink but not food a food

Why is frozen fruit juice called sorbet when frozen cream is called ice cream

K I'm done lmao

Why are two goose called geese when to moose aren't meese

Imma go kms now <3

Uhh sooo clever. Why hadn't I thought of this before? Thing is I'm currently learning Life Science I and never thought of it xD. *insert something clever here*

If you clean a vaccum cleaner, aren't YOU the vaccum cleaner?

Why am I lmaoing rn if my ass isn't coming off.

Is life a game? or is the game your life?