Comments on Profile Post by Vriska Serket

Greetings!

Youre a living entity that can be consumed

So are you

Who said im living?

Well, I can feel your Heartbeat

How? i could litterly be 1000 miles from you.

I am touching your chest

Thats not wierd at all seeing that im a girl

I don't think it would be any less weird if you were a dude

But HEY atleast I'm decent at massages

Ok well youre kinda wierd

Well you're a slab of bread with no visible body Features except For a mouth and ears complaining about being touched on the chest

Hey! I have feelings... Kinda... I think.

Use heelies to escape your feelies

You are now my friend!!!

How to make girl friends: Touch their chest, weirding them out, then proceed to tell them that they're a slab of bread

Worked 100% of the Time since I invented it

You are a squid and thats cute :3

Awww

Have to go to bed now

Okay, good Night sleep well

Thanks. :3