Comments on Profile Post by Enhanced_Human

Well, most likely, you break several bones and die or drown.

"No, I mean, to the world around me."

Well, uh, your family will mourn over your death.

"My family doesn't care about me. The mourning won't matter to them."

Your friends will remember you and feel sorry.

"You're my only friend."

C'mon, you still have a life to live! Still got the opportunity to do something great.

"I won't have the grades to get hired by anything great."

...

"It might be a nice fall, y'know. Scenery's pretty."

Don't do it. It's not worth it.

"And living is?"

...

"Maybe you could fall with me. That'd make it nicer."

I'm not jumping.

"Haha. Don't worry, then. We'll just pull a Yosemite Sam, y'know? Just walk off."

This isn't funny.

"Fine then. I'll make it funnier. 'IIIIII'M STEPPIN'"

(Then there was one)

This was a nice bedtime story.

Go watch Looney Tunes instead.