Comments on Profile Post by Jamieverse

but I want to die cause I'm an idiot and I didn't get picked for the beta today solely because I'm a lazy prick that can't hold a position on the leaderboard the ONE TIME IT ACTUALLY MATTERS

Well I probably got in but I got this at night when I'm in bed so... Also there will be more waves I think..

I know but I have to wait until TOMORROW and if I don't get picked I have to wait like a WEEK for the update while other people get to enjoy it and test stuff and have fun while I'm over here left in the dust because RNG is my worst fucking nightmare

and don't say the update's coming in 3 days because I can almost guarantee it won't
we were told Gavel would come in 2014
I don't believe in "soon" or "release dates" anymore

First... What's RNG, second.. Who's the YT? Third... Don't worry, I always have spare bleach if we both don't get in ;)

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Like I said, December 26th-28th, 2019

A) You're not a lazy prick, you just get bored of the same quests after doing most of them ten times.
B) How would you be an idiot? There was no way to know this was happening. As far as I know, players have never been selected from the leaderboards before.

C) You get the last laugh over Glitched. He seems to be salty over his loss of unfair power over people who actually have to play the game. And after that, I doubt he'll have the patience to actually do what you've been doing the whole time.
D) Yeah, the RNGods hate us all some times.

Xavier beta won't even be as good as full release. Self depreciation only leads to poor choices. Trust me, buying a knife longer than your dick is a poor choice.

and E) You don't have to smash your head in pain when the entire beta server crashes due to swarms c;

Flaming
A) I didn't get bored, I stopped because I would get more of a reward if I waiting for the update rather than doing them now
B) True
C) You have no idea how happy I was when I saw that in the changelog
D) They always hate me
E) I WANT TO BECAUSE THAT MEANS I WOULD BE IN THE BETA

Flubby
We've had the same release for months now, the point is that the update brings new content that I've been so excited for. It hurts me seeing people playing the beta and knowing I can't play it myself.
And I'm not actually going to kill myself, I'm just really pessimistic when it comes to this stuff and there's a certain player with beta access that makes me furious.