Comments on Profile Post by XavierEXE

What did the celery say to the vegetable dip?
I'm stalking you.
(You made me look up celery puns, I hope you're happy)

The perfect arc of celery in my garage

Wat.

"you could've won the Olympics with that throw..."

This is why you should not invade inside jokes

I do what I want
Except for everything I want to do
Like live past age 80

"There should be a Celery Tossing sport in the Olympics, Xavier would win it for sure."