Comments on Profile Post by shipbreaker <3

I got a noise complaint for playing Careless Whispers at 4 in the morning.

When else would you even play it tho
That's the only time it's acceptable

The thing is that I had just seen him taking an unfamiliar woman into his bedroom.

I was playing long distance wingman for that nerd.

"Long distance wingman"
*Vigorously claps*

10 FEET OF AIR AND 4 FEET OF STUCCO CANNOT STOP ME FROM BEING A BRO

So it isn't exaclty "long distance".
It's more like
middling distance.

Normally when a man or woman plays wingman they are right there, talking to the desired sexual interactor, with their friend. Considering that and the fact that we where in seperate buildings, I can call myself a "Wingman with a +5 in ranged attacks"

Ranged attacks that easily penetrate barriers ;)

Roll a d12 against your charisma to determine if the sexy saxophone solo does assist your neighbor

What happens if you get a 12 ;D

He wakes up the next morning a changed man. That is if he was trying to have sex with the woman. Of course he may have just been acting as a nice and responsible adult, and not as his alter ego, the sex maniac who lives next door to everyone.

"YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN
YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT I DID"

My bed faces my windows which face his room which has shit blinds. Unless he was some sort of baby factory in high school, this man is protecting a V-card like my Mexican uncle protects his green card.