Comments on Profile Post by FlamingPinecone

In modern cult society (pun intended), there are only three socially acceptable places to get a sacrifice goat. The first is by stealing it from your local Satanists, they always have a few lying around. The second is by summoning a sacrifice goat, which can be achieved by sacrificing two sacrifice chickens under a harvest moon on a grassy knoll in which a thrice murderer had been hanged,

Or you could go to K-Mart if you are in a pinch, they probably have a few in the appliances section

Ill get my bro Lucifer to hook me up.

Oh, he owes me money. Could you remind him that?