Comments on Profile Post by Xykeal

@harambe shoot the nonbeliever. Show no mercy, or tranqs

harambe was a gorilla shot by the zoo because he was dragging a kid around who climbed into the gorilla's enclosure

Are you shitting me. #dicksoutforharambe

harambe is the rap god

tbh I had no idea who Harambe was until I googled it.

dicks out

What if you have no dick?

Everyone has a dick, Slime. People who say they don't are liars.

But what if they were cut off?

Dicks grow back, didn't you know?

What if they were cut off and then the person was ded?

Then they wouldn't be able to get their dick out for Harambe, but they're excused of that because they're dead; and can only rot.

But what if I reanimated them?

Then their dick would grow back and they could take it out for Harambe. Now please, stop spamming these poor Harambe lovers with their dicks out with pointless, idiotic alerts.